Think, a chihuahua barking...
So I let her change the channel. The Spurs were up by like 8 or 10, middle of the 4th. At home. I was thinking, eh this game is over. Whatever. Then about 20 minutes later, I got curious about the score so I checked it on my phone and it said 98-97 Phx with less than a minute to play. Oh, my. Needless to say, Jack Bauer (and my Grandma) had to wait.
I got back to the game in time to see the Spurs miss and Horry hip check Nash into the scorer's table. At first I thought that Horry clotheslined him. But when I saw the replay, it was more like a bump. The only thing is, when you're giving up about half a foot and about 50 lbs, as Nash was to Horry, a bump can be devastating. Amazing how if that was someone bigger, like Amare or James Jones, that bump probably knocks them off balance, probably to their ass. But when it's Nash, it's like watching a Jackass clip.
Frickin Horry. Now
that was a veteran move. Cheap? Yes. Unnecessary? Yes. Smart? Absolutely. The Spurs had lost the game. The Suns were about 30 seconds from waltzing off their home court with a hard fought, breakthrough victory. Now look. Amare might get suspended. Diaw might get suspended. And now there's some bad blood; playing in a heated, chippy atmosphere favors the Spurs. Essentially, it served to steal some thunder from the Suns' impressive victory heading into game five in Phoenix.
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the best series of these playoffs. The winner of which will most likely win the Championship.
Some thoughts:
- I hope they don't get suspended because that would cheapen the series and the playoffs as a whole especially if you agree with the way I just described the magnitude of this series. And by they, I mean Diaw, Amare,
and Horry. Diaw and Amare's "infractions" were based on technicalities and hopefully the league is flexible enough to see that. Enforce the spirit of the law, not the letter. As for Horry, I think flagrant II is sufficient. It's not like he extended the elbow or threw a punch at Nash. He basically just stood there. Being heavy.
The punishment should be based on what he actually did, not how small the victim was and how far he flew.
[UPDATE: SUSPENDED! Horry (2), Stoudamire (1), Diaw (1). The League Office is fucking ridiculous. Self righteous bastards. I mean holding Kobe out of MSG for a regular season game is one thing. Creating a huge impact on THE most important series in the playoffs is another. All you have to ask yourself is this: Do the Spurs want it this way? No (but they'll take it). Do the Suns want it this way? HELL NO. Then just who is served? The fans lose. The NBA loses. What the hell is the point? Justice? Tell me, does what Amare and Diaw did last night deserve a suspension? No. So basically, the big winner out of all of this: bureaucracy. That asshole.
]- I didn't think the Suns were capable of the kind of victory they pulled off last night.
- The comedic genius of sports anchors abounds:
Big Cheap Shot Bob. You see how they did that? They replaced the "Big" in "Big Shot Bob" with "Cheap," invoking a pun on the word "Shot." Gold. Pure gold.
But while we're here, it's Rob, dammit! Cheap Shot
ROB. It was never Bob. Does anyone call him Bob? Bobert Horry? That's right. No. It's Rob. Call him Big. Call him Cheap. But please, call him Rob.
- What are the odds that the Suns will retaliate? 100-1? If this was 1993, I'd be scared for Tony Parker's life. Since it's 2007, we'll all just go back to spanking it to his
wife. That rhymes.